Tuesday, January 22, 2013

News you can't use and could probably care less about

Couldn't think of much to write about yesterday and today isn't much better so without further ado.

Chinese workers strike over 2 minute bathroom break rule. 
Sorry Lee you can't pee. Good grief are we moving back to the 1890s where the robber barons locked the exit doors and fired you if you got sick?

ADHA rates soar in California.
Wouldn't have anything to do with cell phone usage now would it? I hear they give cell phones to six year olds now which might do wonders for their spelling but staying focused not so much.

A farewell to 'Nudity' at Airports.
Well that's a relief. Keep it at the strip clubs where god intended it. Guess the screeners got sick of looking at obese passengers. Eww, think of the dreams that would give you.

50 car pile up in Ohio.
It's called slow down the office isn't going to magically move to a new location before you get there.

Should Texas secede from the U.S.?
Why not? Then it can become a complete third world country and fight their own civil war. That'd be a republican's wet dream until they realized most of their money comes from the federal government. Can picture it now. No abortions, bible classes in every school and no pesky liberal science classes to contend with. And not to forget no taxes and the worst roads in western civilization.

If you think of anything else let me know I'm too busy wasting my time on other things.


BBC said...

Fuck the news, I'm making a toy cannon.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

"......And not to forget no taxes and the worst roads in western civilization......"

I cannot comment on the taxes, but as far as the worst roads in Western Civilisation, you are grossly misinformed. The worst roads in Western Civilisation are in Ontario, Canada.


Why not make a real canon?
Do not use your favourite building material: particle/chip board. I can't see that abomination of a building material being able to withstand the inevitable combustion gas pressures.

Will you be 'rifling' the barrel?

BBC said...

I wasn't talking to you.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

I understand that Mr. BBC, I was merely curious.
Still, why not make a real canon to go with your toy cannon?

Randal Graves said...

Saw a Manly Man of Manliness in his Uber-Turbo-Truck metal that pedal and spin like doofus yesterday. Love those cheap laughs.

Demeur said...

BBC only likes to play with his barrel.

Oh that's a given in Clevelanistan in the winter Randal.

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