Chinese workers strike over 2 minute bathroom break rule.
Sorry Lee you can't pee. Good grief are we moving back to the 1890s where the robber barons locked the exit doors and fired you if you got sick?
ADHA rates soar in California.
Wouldn't have anything to do with cell phone usage now would it? I hear they give cell phones to six year olds now which might do wonders for their spelling but staying focused not so much.
A farewell to 'Nudity' at Airports.
Well that's a relief. Keep it at the strip clubs where god intended it. Guess the screeners got sick of looking at obese passengers. Eww, think of the dreams that would give you.
50 car pile up in Ohio.
It's called slow down the office isn't going to magically move to a new location before you get there.
Should Texas secede from the U.S.?
Why not? Then it can become a complete third world country and fight their own civil war. That'd be a republican's wet dream until they realized most of their money comes from the federal government. Can picture it now. No abortions, bible classes in every school and no pesky liberal science classes to contend with. And not to forget no taxes and the worst roads in western civilization.
If you think of anything else let me know I'm too busy wasting my time on other things.