Friday, June 15, 2012
Friday beaver and the news
Our beaver is busy today catching up on the latest news.
Something we've all been waiting years for George W. Bushs' head on a pike.
George you need a haircut. And I didn't know Dick Cheney took up the broad sword.
Them brown people all look alike right? Or so the republican party thinks as it placed some photos of asian folks on its' hispanic web page. Oh they're gonna love you come November. Y'all don't forgit ta cast yer ballots fer Mitt before ya git on the bus back to Mexico. Ya hear? An thanks fer following Mitts' self deportation plan.
And lastly - Just when you thought it was safe to eat anything:
WASHINGTON - The Food and Drug Administration is urging food distributors, retailers and food service vendors to remove from the market oysters, clams, mussels and scallops imported from South Korea because of possible contamination with human waste and norovirus.
(So much for seafood platter for Dad this Fathers Day)
And the bank fails as usual later.
Momentary update: The bank fails don't come out until later but I thought I'd throw some financial news in for good measure.
Looks like you can steal from the poor but watch out if you think you can try that with the wealthy. A Goldman Sachs director is getting hard time for his shenanigans. Gupta convicted of fraud
And in other news the markets are jubilant over the thought that somebody went out for more cash when the crap game was low on funds i.e. Euro bailouts. Grab your chips while you can boys because eventually the printing presses will stop.
Neighborhood auto index stands at 10. (Anything below 10 is good news at 10 it's neutral)
And as promised the bank fails: Three hit the skids this week in GA FL and TN