Sunday, April 1, 2012

Poisson d’avril



It is with great pleasure that I remove the fish from your back (inside joke or maybe not) at any rate pussycat est heureux pour le poisson. As they say in France.

And in other news the annual whale races are to begin today with the first heat set to start at noon in the Puget Sound. Fans without scuba gear are encouraged to arrive early at the Colmen ferry dock if they wish to have even the slightest hope of seeing the mammoth creatures race. It was hoped that NASCAR might sponsor the event but when faced with the impossibility of selling beer to underwater spectators they pulled their sponsorship. It looks like the L pod and the K pod are the favorites this year but you can forget the I pods because they aren't waterproof. Lays potato chips and Pizza Hut had hoped to be sponsors but couldn't come up with a water resistant snack in time. The Whale Racers Association is protesting the sponsorship of Starkist tuna for obvious reasons. Sorry Charlie maybe next year.

8 comments:

BBC said...

Whale races? Never heard of them.

HERE'S SOME MORE.

BBC said...

THEY HAVE MORE FUN IN FREMONT.

Demeur said...

Billy did you forget to check your calendar today? That should give you a clue.

Tom Harper said...

That white cat looks like he speak with forked tongue.

BBC said...

I don't do the April Fools bullshit but often get suckered on it.

BBC said...

Remember what you said on my blog post of August 22, 2009?

Hell no you don't, you said, "Oh good you have your comments back up and your phone back on so now all the bat shit crazy women can get hold of you.

Anymore it's scary to eat fish. You never know where they've been and who they've been screwing."

Geez, it seems like Leslie pestered me like forever, I was always turning off comments even though I hated to.

The Blog Fodder said...

There was a place along the river in Saskatoon where we used to take our girls to watch the submarine races.

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